Robert Hampton

31st July 2006

Creamy muck muck

Sez the Beeb:-

Fertility clinics are facing a “national crisis” because of a shortage of sperm donors, say experts.

Maybe I should donate my sperm. I’m not going to impregnate a woman any other way, after all. And if enough ladies pick up my magic seed, I could sire a small army of little Roberts across the country. That would be excellent.

It would be the best thing ever if there was an American radio station called WANK.

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2 Responses to “Creamy muck muck”

  1. Rob says:

    I donated sperm once. Unfortunately, I dontated it to Christian Aid- they threw it right back in my face!

  2. Robert says:

    I enjoyed that comment so much, I won’t even point out the typo. :)