Things that happened while you were watching Big Brother, you moron.
- Merseyside’s stupidest criminal
- Robber caught after policeman calls him on the mobile he had just stolen. And the picture in the article makes him look so intelligent, too.
- Derelict building to become work of art
- I walked past this yesterday on the way to the station — and it was switched off! It was only 6.30pm, what’s going on there?!
- Lingerie firm founder rejects MBE
- Salman Who? Joseph Corre says he finds Tony Blair “morally corrupt”. His lingerie is very comfortable! Er, so I’m told.
- Post strike threat as talks fail
- Strike action is a shrewd move by the postal workers — it will cripple the country because there are absolutely no alternative methods of sending letters. Well, apart from fax or e-mail. But you’ll be stumped if you need to send a parcel, because there are only hundreds of parcel courier firms!
21st June 2007 at 3:57 pm
‘Derelict building to become work of art’.Good news, but I can’t help but think that we’ll be reading the headline ‘Work of art to become derelict building’ sometime soon. 🙂
21st June 2007 at 11:11 pm
I cannot imagine anything like that happening in Liverpool, with its highly competent City Council.