Oh, well done. Another heroic victory in the ongoing war on burgers. The “obesity crisis” is solved! There shall be no more fat children, ever.
Of course, we’ll be subjected to even more shit telly as broadcasters cut costs to make up for the hole in their funds. Meanwhile, kids will be left without any decent programmes, with only the BBC bothering to invest in children’s television — and even that will be in danger of stagnation due to lack of commercial competition to keep them on their toes.
What happened to tackling the root causes of problems, instead of headline-grabbing stunts which won’t solve the long-term issue?
Oh, sorry, I forgot — this shower are still in charge. Mutter mumble grumble Nanny State etc…