Robert Hampton

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19th June 2008

Fag Hag
Posted by at 10.15pm | In the News | No responses

Liverpool is being flooded with poison cigarettes, screams the Echo. The counterfeit ciggies are apparently filled with arsenic and rat droppings — foodstuffs more typically associated with late-night kebab shops.

I shouldn’t jest, because these fake fags are liable to cause death or serious illness if smoked. Unlike real cigarettes, which are just fine. Why not smoke fifty or more?