Robert Hampton

Which "Which ... are you?" quiz are you?

The personality test to end all personality tests, the following quiz is guaranteed accurate to a millionth of a percent. Discover dark secrets about yourself and your friends! Amaze your grandmother! Frighten your dog! It's not just scientific: it's scien-terrific!

Simply answer each question below by ticking the answer that matches you most closely. There are no right answers, just varying degrees of wrongness.

Someone e-mails you a link to a web site with a fun flash animation on it. How would you respond?
I can't open the e-mail; I don't know how to use Outlook Express
I'd e-mail the link to everyone in my address book
I'd post the link on my blog
I'd send a reply ordering him to stop bombarding me with these pointless e-mails.
What's your opinion of war?
It's never justified.
It's justified when every diplomatic option has been exhausted.
Our enemies should be bombed into submission. Shoot first, ask questions later.
I'm madder than Donald Rumsfeld.
When you go food shopping, do you...
Make a list and stick to it rigidly
Make a list, but always throw in extra tub of chocolate ice cream
Make a list, but forget to bring it with you
Make no list, and just grab anything that looks tasty.
You're making a 25-mile journey — what mode of transport do you use?
Bike — it's environmentally friendly.
Bus — it's cheap.
Train — no risk getting stuck in traffic
Car — the other options are for sad people
What do you think of Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation?
I'm filled with admiration for him! He saved the ship every week!
Yeah, he's a genius and all, but he doesn't have any friends! I feel sorry for him.
He's a total loser! What was Gene Roddenberry thinking putting him in the show at all?!
If I ever see Wil Wheaton at a Star Trek convention, I'll kick him in the nuts.
Which TV sitcom would you be most likely to quote from?
Blackadder
Red Dwarf
Friends
Frasier
If you're reading a book and come across a word you don't understand, do you...
Panic in the knowledge that someone, somewhere, is smarter than you.
Look it up in the dictionary to increase your word power
Guess the meaning from the context and move on.
I don't read books.
How many channels can you receive on the main TV in your house?
Less than 10
10 to 49
50 to 99
over 100
Sky One changes its logo. Do you...
Not notice
Notice, but not really care
Notice and appreciate their attempts to keep their on-screen identity fresh
Notice and complain about slipping standards in television presentation.
England are playing Argentina in the World Cup final tonight. What are your thoughts?
This is the sports event of the century; I'll tape it for posterity!
I'll watch it and I'll be cheering England on.
I hope BBC Two are showing something good.
This is a trick question -- England would never make it to the cup final.