Robert Hampton

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22nd October 2009

Please Mr Postman look and see, if there’s a letter, a letter for me
Posted by at 8.14pm | In the News | No responses

I like ordering things through the Internet; it’s far better than the alternative method of purchasing things, i.e. going into a shop. Several times a week my postman arrives laden with parcels, freeing me of the burden of having to leave the house and talk to people. Therefore, when the CWU announced strike action, I was somewhat perturbed, not least because I had just ordered several items online, all of which had been posted just in time to get caught up in the possible industrial action and sit in Copperas Hill for an extended period.

So I was really pleased to arrive home and find this waiting for me tonight:-


Yep, every single item I was waiting for has been delivered. Thank you Mr Postman — as far as I’m concerned, you can now strike to your heart’s content (until 12th November, when I’m expecting a DVD preorder to be posted)!

A lot of people complain about our postal service. Me, I’m actually quite satisfied with the Royal Mail. In my experience, items generally arrive intact, within the timeframe they’re supposed to, which is all I want really. Occasionally in work we get letters addressed to the Clayton Square branch of Boots, but apart from that there are few problems. I don’t know about all the behind the scenes stuff, but something is clearly seriously wrong with industrial relations and perhaps some heads need to be knocked together.

The Guardian had the nice idea of posting three satellite tracking devices and following their progress in real time. Unfortunately they didn’t read their own news stories and hence nearly missed the strike, with two out of three items arriving on time and only the third getting stuck.

I also made the mistake of browsing the BBC’s Have Your Say page on the subject earlier today, but quickly clicked away after seeing the inane comments posted. You got letters today because the delivery workers are on strike tomorrow, idiots!

15th October 2007

Crisis? Pies?
Posted by at 1.20pm | In the News | No responses

Details have emerged of a government study which says half the population could be obese within 25 years.

I actually quite like the sound of this report. If half the population becomes obese and I stay the same, it means that comparatively speaking, I’d be thin and handsome and attractive.

I say, bring on the fatties! As long as I don’t have to sit next to one on the train where they overhang onto your seat.

4th October 2007

Let’s call the whole thing off
Posted by at 1.04pm | In the News | No responses

Every so often the BBC News website will throw up a story that makes me do a double-take.

Leapfrogging mayor bruises woman dressed as tomato

this is one of those times.