I plonked myself down on the train this morning, and saw that opposite me was a large lump of… well, snot. Part on the seat itself, with the rest dangling below, refusing to break off.
What this picture cannot convey is the way the dangling thing bounced and swayed around in line with the motion of the train. I was transfixed.
Then some woman got on and sat down on it before I had a chance to warn her. She wasn’t pleased.