Robert Hampton

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5th February 2011

Pain in the neck
Posted by at 1.30pm | In the News | No responses

A very important news update:-

Snoods have been put under any other business for when football’s lawmakers meet on 5 March and, to the horror of some stars, may be banned.

Excellent news – footballers should wear fewer clothes, not more. Except Wayne Rooney, for whom a full burqa would be appropriate.