I haven’t got around to checking out the current edition of The Onion, but Rob B (yes, him) pointed me towards this article:-
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as “horrifying,” Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.
It’s a terrifying thought, isn’t it?
Yesterday I asked my Mum what she wanted from me for Christmas. She said she’d seen an interesting-looking book about a Jewish girl who escaped the horrors of the Holocaust in Nazi Germany by becoming a prostitute.
I think I’ll just get her bubble bath.