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23rd December 2008

On the 23rd day of December, the Daily Mail reported to me…
Posted by at 1.12pm | 1 response | Fun, In the News

It’s probably wrong to make light of the impending mass unemployment that is going to descend on our nation (especially as your humble webmaster could end up being part of it), but the modified Christmas song written by staff at a Birkenhead Jobcentre is entertaining enough to be recorded for posterity:-

On the twelfth day at Brunswick,
Gary gave to me
Twelve hunting rifles,
Eleven spotty youths,
Ten fleas a-leaping
Nine screaming babies,
Eight P45s,
Seven recovering alcoholics,
Six DMAs,
Five Direct Payments,
Four Fresh Starts,
Three Crisis Loans,
Two missed evs
And a scally in a hoodie.

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One Response
  1. Comment by Scott
    23rd December 2008 at 11:44 pm

    You realise this is the second item in a week which references the Daily Mail? I assume your next effort will talk about homosexuals lowering house prices.