Robert Hampton

100 Things To Do With Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend… Instead of It

"It" is sex, in case you’re wondering. This is part of an absolutely genuine website promoting abstinence from "it" to American teens. I emphasise that it is genuine, because when you see the list, you’ll start to have doubts. As the title suggests, it’s a list of 100 things guaranteed to take your mind off sex. My personal faves:-

9. Pray together
17. Take your grandparents out for dinner at a fast food restaurant.
34. Color eggs — even if it isn’t Easter.
48. Head to Wal-Mart to try on shoes—in styles you’d never buy.
67. Volunteer to work in your church nursery on a Sunday morning.
93. Get a walkie-talkie and pretend you’re on a secret mission.

(found via Green Fairy)