Robert Hampton

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25th January 2004

…but were afraid to ask
Posted by at 7.29pm | 2 responses | Uncategorised

100 Things To Do With Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend… Instead of It

"It" is sex, in case you’re wondering. This is part of an absolutely genuine website promoting abstinence from "it" to American teens. I emphasise that it is genuine, because when you see the list, you’ll start to have doubts. As the title suggests, it’s a list of 100 things guaranteed to take your mind off sex. My personal faves:-

9. Pray together
17. Take your grandparents out for dinner at a fast food restaurant.
34. Color eggs — even if it isn’t Easter.
48. Head to Wal-Mart to try on shoes—in styles you’d never buy.
67. Volunteer to work in your church nursery on a Sunday morning.
93. Get a walkie-talkie and pretend you’re on a secret mission.

(found via Green Fairy)

2 Responses
  1. Comment by rob
    26th January 2004 at 12:29 am

    Another good way of abstaining from sex is to take up a degree in English literature at leeds uni. Or maybe thats just me…

  2. Comment by Jonty Campbell
    30th January 2004 at 9:31 pm

    LOLOL…. is this site actually being serious?
    No. 93? OMG, perhaps they took tips from a 1940’s space ranger annual.