Robert Hampton

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31st August 2004

Only a Game, Apparently
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Wayne Rooney is set to move to Manchester United. The following extracts are presented without comment:-

The latest Goodison Park graffiti reads: "Could have been a god but chose to be a devil."

No sooner have ground staff painted over the latest anti-Rooney slogan at Goodison than a new one appears.

"He chose Man United with all the history of hatred between them and us."

At the official Everton Shop near Central station, drunk fans have been shouting abuse at staff as they make their way home.

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