Robert Hampton

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23rd May 2003

Posted by at 7.41pm | No responses | Uncategorised

Tell me
Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated?
‘Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom… I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

Weird Al is just so completely brilliant. 🙂

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