Anyone who’s been wondering, “how could a city 4X4 driver be any more of a tosser?” — wonder no more:-
Worried that your 4X4 lacks off-road credibility as you mount kerbs and flatten speed bumps in the city?
A firm from Shropshire reckons to have found the answer – spray-on mud.
Instead of heading for the nearest field and churning up beauty spots, drivers can pay a few pounds for a bottle of real, diluted Shropshire mud.