Robert Hampton

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24th December 2005

Four clichés in one!
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Some Christmas cheer from Germany:-

BERLIN (Reuters) – Crime, corruption, evil and sleaze took a day off on Christmas Eve — at least in Germany’s Bild newspaper.

The country’s best-selling daily managed to find a positive angle to every news development in Germany and around the world in the past 24 hours, treating its 12 million readers to a Christmas edition that was filled with nothing but good news.

Imagine if the Daily Mail did something like this. What would the headlines be? Something like…

  • “HOUSE PRICES GOING DOWN, BUT THEY’RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT REALLY”
  • “GAY PEOPLE EXIST — CIVILISATION NOT COLLAPSED”
  • “CHILDREN OF SINGLE MOTHERS ARE ACTUALLY QUITE NICE”
  • “ASYLUM SEEKERS WELCOME!”

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