Robert Hampton

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19th July 2006

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Posted by at 7.17pm | No responses | Television

Er… what? (MediaGuardian registration required to read article):-

Channel 4 is to bring mass public masturbation to the small screen.

In what must surely be one of the summer’s more bizarre events, hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity.

The event will encourage Londoners – both male and female – to sign up sponsors and head to Clerkenwell in order to masturbate in front of hundreds of others.

I could do an obvious joke (something along the lines of “any channel that employs Justin Lee Collins already knows about wankers HA HA!”) but I won’t. I’m taking the high road.

You’ll watch it; don’t pretend you won’t.

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