Your Eurovision entry, ladies and gentlemen
It’s as if someone at the BBC has thought: “Eurovision is great, but it’s not quite camp enough.” — so we have a reformed late-90s pop band, whose lead singer is a bloke who, when not presenting a phone-in quiz rip-off on Five, dressed as a woman for a stupid E4 reality show. And they’re performing an elaborate song and dance routine, while dressed in turquoise trolley-dolly uniforms.
I approve of this most strongly.