Robert Hampton

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21st June 2007

Newsity Newsy News
Posted by at 1.21pm | 2 responses | In the News

Things that happened while you were watching Big Brother, you moron.

Merseyside’s stupidest criminal
Robber caught after policeman calls him on the mobile he had just stolen. And the picture in the article makes him look so intelligent, too.
Derelict building to become work of art
I walked past this yesterday on the way to the station — and it was switched off! It was only 6.30pm, what’s going on there?!
Lingerie firm founder rejects MBE
Salman Who? Joseph Corre says he finds Tony Blair “morally corrupt”. His lingerie is very comfortable! Er, so I’m told.
Post strike threat as talks fail
Strike action is a shrewd move by the postal workers — it will cripple the country because there are absolutely no alternative methods of sending letters. Well, apart from fax or e-mail. But you’ll be stumped if you need to send a parcel, because there are only hundreds of parcel courier firms!
2 Responses
  1. Comment by rob
    21st June 2007 at 3:57 pm

    ‘Derelict building to become work of art’.Good news, but I can’t help but think that we’ll be reading the headline ‘Work of art to become derelict building’ sometime soon. 🙂

  2. Comment by Robert
    21st June 2007 at 11:11 pm

    I cannot imagine anything like that happening in Liverpool, with its highly competent City Council.