I am not the host of a late night comedy show, but if I was, this would be one of my jokes for tonight:
Police have defused an explosive device in a car parked in London’s theatre district. Officials say if it had gone off, it would have been the biggest bomb in the West End since Wilde: The Musical.
I originally wanted to do a Ben Elton joke, but then I discovered that his musical is still running! Unbelievable!