As Britain sinks slowly into the sea, here are some other things that happened recently, with comments by me:-
- Girl Guides want safe sex advice
- I want to know what the little picture on the badge would look like.
- Cat curls up next to patients about to die
- My cat curls up next to me all the time. I thought it was just to keep warm, but maybe I should be thinking about making a will.
- Yet another TV phone-in scam
- British Comedy Awards viewers now know how Norman Lamont felt.
- David Cameron criticised for going to Africa during floods crisis
- Hug a hoodie! Mrs Thatcher was evil! Tony Blair lies! Ooh, satire! Give me a Radio 4 comedy show!