I managed to spill a freshly-made, very hot cup of coffee all over my hand. Subsequently a nasty blister has appeared on my middle finger. Unfortunately the only plasters I could find at short notice were children’s waterproof band-aids, so my finger is now adorned by blue cartoon fish. Sadly not Sharky and George — if it had been Sharky and George it would have been good.
(does anyone else remember Sharky and George? They should show that again)