Well, I see those anti-American lefties at the BBC are at it again. If those vile Guardianistas are to be believed, there’s a so-called hurricane "pounding" the US coast.
I’ve been watching Fair and Balanced Fox News and I know that this is all part of glorious leader Bush’s flypaper strategy to lure the hurricanes out of hiding. Everything is fine, nothing is going wrong. President Bush is a modern-day George Washington.
Of course, you wouldn’t know that from watching the Baghdad Broadcasting Corporation (ho ho! That gets funnier every time I say it!)
Andrew Gilligan should be privatised, or something.