Those nasty draconian security guards (yeah, whatever) would have had a field day on my train yesterday, where there was a man who allowed his DOG to SPREAD itself across TWO SEATS! On a BUSY service loaded with Saturday shoppers! Oh, I was ANGRY!
Sadly there was no enforcement officer on my train, but I was prepared to take matters in my own hands. I was getting off at the next stop, but for those two minutes between Central and Moorfields, he was the victim of a Paddington Bear-esque hard stare from yours truly. I showed him!